You Want To Talk Some Trash?

Oh, I Love Trash
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yeah, I Love Trash

I Got Me A Sneaker That's Tattered And Worn
It's All Full Of Holes And The Laces Are Torn
A Gift From My Mama The Day I Was Born
I Love It Because It's Trash

Oh, I Love Trash
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yeah, I Dig Trash

I Got Me A Newspaper Thirteen Months Old
I've Wrapped Up A Fish
And It's Smelly And Cold
But I Wouldn't Trade It For A Big Pot Of Gold
I Love It Because It's Trash
I Love It Because It's Trash

I've Got A Clock That Won't Work
And An Ol' Microphone
A Broken Umbrella And A Rusty Trombone
And I'm Delighted To Call Them My Own
I Love Them Because They're Trash

Oh, I Love Trash
Anything Dirty Or Dingy Or Dusty
Anything Ragged Or Rotten Or Rusty
Yeah, I Love
Yeah, I Love
Trash!