Song Parody-- Johnny & Sher Singing "I Hide You Babe."
(Parody Of Sonny & Cher Singing "I Got You Babe")
[Johnny (Ashcroft) & Sher (Cher) Singing "I Hide You Babe"]

C: Though You Ain't Young You Oughta Know
C: The Sight Of Me Won't Always Make Things Grow
J: I Ain't So Old To Think That's True
J: That's Why I Want Those Curtains Over You

J: Babe... I Hide You Babe. I Hide You Babe

C: You Hid My Boobs But Folks Lament
C: That Lots Of Bucks On Curtains You Have Spent
J: I Must Admit I Have Spent A Lot
J: To Keep The Press From Seein' What You Got

J: Babe... I Hide You Babe. I Hide You Babe

C: I Make Men Remember Spring
J: It's Not Right To Show Your Things
C: My Shape Is Full And Firm And Round
J: You Make Geezers' Pulses Pound.

C: You Ought To Want To Get A Long
J: 'cause Lusting After Justice Can't Be Wrong
C: So Put Your Little Hand In Mine
C: And Tell The World My Naked Bust Is Fine

J: Babe... I Hide You Babe. I Hide You Babe.

C: I Want You To Show My Glands, I Want You To Understand
J: Though You're A Part Of History, You Show Us Things We Shouldn't See
C: John, If You'd Just Hold Me Tight, Surely You Would See The Light
J: You're Justice, Babe, And I'm Your Beau, I Just Can't Let Your Bosom Show

J: I'll Hide You, Babe