I Was Lying In My Bed On A Quiet Night
Went Down To The Kitchen To Get Myself A Bite
I Reached For The Light As I Walked In The Door
But I Tripped And Knocked A Big Old Pot
Down On The Floor
And Then I Heard My Dog Bark
I Heard My Dog Bark
I Heard My Dog Bark
Standing In The Dark, I Heard My Dog Bark

Well, He Barked So Loud That He Woke Up My Cat
I'll Bet You Know The Next Thing I Heard After That
I Heard My Cat Meow
I Heard My Cat Meow
I Heard My Cat Meow
And Standing In The Dark, I Heard My Dog Bark

Well, The Barking And Meowing Made My Ears Say Ouch
It Woke Up My Pet Horse Who Sleeps On The Couch
I Heard My Horse Neigh
I Heard My Horse Neigh
I Heard My Cat Meow
And Standing In The Dark, I Heard My Dog Bark.

Well, The Noise Was So Loud That It Hurt My Head
It Woke Up My Pet Lion Who Sleeps On My Bed
I Heard My Lion Roar
I Heard My Lion Roar
I Heard My Horse Neigh
I Heard My Cat Meow
And Standing In The Dark, I Heard My Dog Bark

It Was The Loudest Noise That There Ever Was
It Woke Up My Pet Bumblebee And He Began To Buzz
I Heard My Bee Buzz
I Heard My Lion Roar
I Heard My Horse Neigh
I Heard My Cat Meow
And Standing In The Dark, I Heard My Dog Bark

I Put Them All To Bed All Around The House
Soon It Was Quiet, Quiet As A Mouse
But Then My Pet Mouse Snuck Out Of His Drawer
And He Tripped And Knocked A Big Ol' Pot On The Floor
I Heard My Dog Bark
I Heard My Dog Bark
I Heard My Dog Bark
While Standing In The Dark, I Heard My Dog Bark