Another Child Born To The House - I Hate Children

Raise Him Right So He Won't Be A Mouse - I Hate Children

I Hate It When They Make Lots Of Noise - I Hate Children

And I Broke My Neck Tripping Over Their Toys - I Hate Children



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Shut Your Mouth You Stupid Little Brat

What You Need's A Smack Smack Smack

If I Had My Way I'd Give You All Away



I Hate The Crying That They Make - I Hate Children

Screaming And Whining For A Piece Of Cake - I Hate Children

I Hate Getting Up Late At Night - I Hate Children

To Check And See If The Crying Baby's Alright - I Hate Children



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Now You're Had You Little Monstrous Kid - I Hate Children

It's Of You That I'll Be Rid - I Hate Children

Do You See This Toy It's Called A Gun - I Hate Children

And If You Wanna Live You'd Better Run - I Hate Children



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I Hate Children - I Hate Children

I Hate Children - I Hate Children

Kill All Children Dead