My Story Is Much Too Sad To Be Told,

But Practically Ev'rything Leaves Me Totally Cold.

The Only Exception I Know Is The Case

Where I'm Out On A Quiet Spree

Fighting Vainly The Old Ennui

And I Suddenly Turn And See

Your Fabulous Face.



I Get No Kick From Champagne.

Mere Alcohol Doesn't Thrill Me At All,

So Tell Me Why Should It Be True

That I Get A Kick Out Of You?



Some Get A Kick From Cocaine.

I'm Sure That If I Took Even One Sniff

That Would Bore Me Terrific'ly Too,

Yet I Get A Kick Out Of You.



I Get A Kick Ev'rytime I See

You're Standing There Before Me.

I Get A Kick Though It's Clear To Me

You Obviously Don't Adore Me.



I Get No Kick In A Plane.

Flying Too High With Some Guy In The Sky

Is My Idea Of Nothing To Do,

Yet I Get A Kick Out Of You.