I Thought I Had Your Number - There Must Be Some Mistake
I Dialled 6 - 3 - 7 - 11 - 88
I Got Some Geezer; Said His Girlfriend's On The Town
I Said, "I've Got The Wrong Number," And I Slammed The Phone Down
Thought About It For A Minute 'til The Anger Went Away
I Figure Every Dog In Town Is Gonna Have His Day
Well, I Could Count The Teardrops, Or I Could Wonder Why
Well I Used To Be Your Lover - Now I Don't Even Try

It Was Champagne Parties And Sweet Love Sins
Now It's Warm Beer At Midnight And Girlie Magazines
I Stack The Empty Cans Up Like A Freshman In School
It's The Kind Of Thing You're Into When You Ain't Nobody's Fool

Got My Socks In The Oven, Something's Growing In The Sink
I Can't Begin To Face The Day Without A Couple Of Drinks
Ain't Had A Decent Meal Since You Made Me Cry
Well I Used To Be Your Lover - Now I Don't Even Try

Memories, Take A Look At What You've Done To Me
It's Gettin' So All I Do Is Watch TV
Can't Even Prove That I'm Alive

Well, I Thought I Had Your Number - There Must Be Some Mistake
I Dialled 6-3-7-1-1-8-8
I Got Some Geezer; Said His Girlfriend's On The Town
I Said, "I've Got The Wrong Number," And I Slammed The Phone Down

But I Know The Number's Right And You're His Girl
Though I Wouldn't Want To Face It For The Whole Wide World
Don't Come Back Baby, I Think I'm Gonna Die
Well I Used To Be Your Lover, Now I Don't Even Try
I Used To Be Your Lover, Now I Don't Even Try