I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual

My Animation's Comical, Unusual, And Whimsical

I'm Quite Adept At Funny Gags, Comedic Theory I Have Read

From Wicked Puns And Stupid Jokes To Anvils That Drop On Your Head



I'm Very Good At Fancy Dances, I Can Even Pirouette

Then Smack The Villain...with A Fish, I Know My Cartoon Etiquette

I Can Make A Face All Mean And Really Give You Quite A Fright

Then Make Up With Flowers Made Of Real Exploding Dynamite



When In A Jam, Ijust Yell "stop" And Villains In Their Tracks Are Froze

Then I Sneak Up And Utter "start" And Take My Hands And Honk Their Nose

I Am Proud To Be In Such Hierachal Progeny

From Daff Duck An Tweety Bird To Babs And Buster Bunny



To Suit My Mood I Can Call Forth A Lot Of Different Sceneries

Like Oter Space And Desert Scapes And Himalayan Eayeries

From This Bag Here Why I Can Pull Most Anything Imaginable

Like Office Desks And Lava Lights And Bert Who Is A Cannibal



You See In Matters Comical, Unusual, Nd Whimsical,

We Are The Very Model Of Cartoon Individuals!