Yeah, I′m Gonna Take Bendan To His Humble Abode
I'm Gonna Ride ′til I Can't No More
I'm Gonna Take Bendan To His Humble AbodeI′m Gonna Ride ′til I Can't No More

I Got The Bendan In The Back
Headphones Are Attached
Khakis Super Slack
Got The Tablet Black To Match
Ridin′ On A Board, Ha
Ascension Of The Lord
Bleeds Blue For Happy Valley
Sex-tendies Unexplored, Now

Can't Nobody Tell Him Nothin′
Give That Boy A Fuckin' Muffin
Can′t Nobody Tell Him Nothin'
Give That Boy A Fuckin'

Learnin′ Safety Factors
Lean All In His Bladder
Cheated On Sauce Lady
You Can Go And Ask Her
His Life Is A Movie
Chicken Nugs And Boobies
Smoked Another Doobie
Dockers On His Booty

Can′t Nobody Tell Him Nothin'
Give That Boy A Fuckin′ Muffin
Can't Nobody Tell Him Nothin′
Give That Boy A Fuckin"

Yeah, I'm Gonna Take Bendan To His Humble Abode
I′m Gonna Ride 'til I Can't No More
I′m Gonna Take Bendan To His Humble Abode
I′m Gonna Ride 'til I Can′t No More

Ass Clown, Beat Down, Baby's Kinda Bizarre
Spent A Lot Of Money On My Brand New Spacebar
Baby′s Got A Habit: Yelling "SAUCE" And Ulaanbaatar
Livin' On Rodeo In My Dodge Dart Box Car
Got Much Stress, All These Fucking Cats
I′m Like The Slender Man So I Creep On Back
Wish I Could Bend On Back To His Humble Abode
I Wanna Ride 'til He Can't No More

Yeah, I′m Gonna Take Bendan To His Humble Abode
I′m Gonna Ride 'til I Can′t No More
I'm Gonna Take Bendan To His Humble Abode
I′m Gonna Ride 'til I Can′t No More