I Got A Gal Who's Mighty Sweet

Big Blue Eyes And Tiny Feet

Her Name Is Rosabelle Magee

And She Tips The Scales At Three-oh-three



Oh, Gee, But Ain't It Grand To Have A Gal So Big And Fat

That When You Go To Hug Her, You Don't Know Where You're At

You Have To Take A Piece Of Chalk In Your Hand

And Hug A Ways And Chalk A Mark To See Where You Began



One Day I Was A-huggin' And A-chalkin' And A-chalkin' And A-huggin' Away

When I Met Another Fella With Some Chalk In His Hand

A-comin' Around The Other Way Over The Mountain

A-comin' Around The Other Way







Nobody Ever Said I'm Weak

My Bones Don't Ache, My Joints Don't Creak

But I Grow Pale And I Get Limp

Every Time I See My Baby Blimp



Oh, Gee, But Ain't It Grand To Have A Gal So Big And Fat

That When You Go To Hug Her

(You Don't Know Where You're At)

(You Have To Take A Piece Of Chalk In Your Hand)

(And Hug A Bit And Chalk A Mark To See Where You Began)



One Day I Was A-huggin' And A-chalkin' And A-beggin' Her To Be My Bride

When I Met Another Fella With Some Chalk In His Hand

A-comin' Around The Other Side (over The Mountain)

A-comin' Around The Other Side



She's A Mile Wide!

(Chalkin' Up A Markdown And Yellin' "No More!")

When I Met Another Fella With Some Chalk In His Hand

A-comin' Around The Other Side (over The Mountain)

Over The Great Divide!!