A Boy Loved A Girl But The Girl Said No

She Ran Away With A Handsome Gigolo

He Loved Her But They Were Through

So He Fed Himself To The Lions At The Zoo

Romeo And Juliet, A Wierdo Couple That I Met

They Had A Little Drink With A Strange Effect

Some Mistakes You Can't Correct

Ain't It Sad About The Boys' And The Girls'

Ain't It Sad About The Whole Damn World

Love Is A Thing You Can't Control

When You're Young Or When You're Old

And I Don't Play Sympathetic Parts

So You Can Keep Your Broken Heart