'Neath The Stars, At Bazaars
Often I've Had To Caress Men
Five Or Ten, Dollars Then, I'd Collect From All Those Yes-men
Don't Be Sad, I Must Add, That They Meant No More Than Chess-men

Darling, Can't You See?
'Twas For Charity?
Though These Lips Have Made Slips, It Was Never Really Serious
Who'd Have Thought, I'd Be Brought To A State That's So Delirious?

I Could Cry Salty Tears
Where Have I Been All These Years?
Little Wow, Tell Me Now
How Long Has This Been Goin' On?

There Were Chills Up My Spine
And Some Thrills I Can't Define
Listen Sweet, I Repeat
How Long Has This Been Goin' On?

Oh, I Feel That I Could Melt
Into Heaven I'm Hurled
I Know How Columbus Felt
Finding Another World

Kiss Me Once, Then Once More
What A Dunce I Was Before
What A Break, For Heaven's Sake
How Long Has This Been Goin' On?

(spoken)
Kiss Me Twice, Once More, Thrice, Make It Four

What A Break, For Heaven's Sake
How Long Has This Been Goin' On?