Two Bodies Pressed Together
Two Boys Are Falling Hard
The Smell Of Sweat And Leather
A Kinky Greeting Card

Crazy About Each Other
We Both Have Fucked Up Pasts
But When We Are Together
We Have A Fucking Blast

Chorus
I Wanna Be A Housewife
What's So Wrong With That
I Wanna Be A Housewife, Yeah
And That's Just Where I'm At

I'm Making Guacamole
He's Working On The Car
When He Grills Turkey Burgers
He Knows I Like Them Charred

I Like To Wash The Dishes
I Like To Scrub The Floors
Don't Mind Doing His Laundry
What Are Boyfriends For

Chorus

I Wanna Have His Baby
I Wanna Wear His Ring
He Drives Me Fuckin Crazy
I Am His Everything

Chorus

2nd Chorus
I Wanna Be A Housewife
What's So Wrong With That
Can't Wait 'til He's In My Life, Yeah
Cuz We Haven't Met

We Haven't Met Yet
We Haven't Met Yet


© 2002 Great Depression Publishing (BMI)