Well, Down At The Factory, I'm Never Late
I'm A Mild Mannered Man Who Pulls His Weight
I Give A Hundred Percent, I Don't Ever Stop
'Til Friday Evening When I Punch That Clock
Then I Disappear Until The Weekend's Through
And You'll Never Guess Who I Turn Into

I'm A Honky-tonk Superman
Ready Or Not, I'm Back Again
Dancing On The Tables
And Swinging From The Chandeliers
I'm A Honky-tonk Superman
That's Who I Really Am
A Real Rebel, Dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' Superman

Everybody's Waiting For My Next Move
Last Night I Broke The Record For Acting A Fool
My Favorite Waitress Said I Went A Little Too Far
When I Came Roller Skating Down The Top Of The Bar
Now, Don't Blame Me For Just Having Fun
The Never Should Have Bet Me That It Couldn't Be Done
('Cause)

I'm A Honky-tonk Superman
Ready Or Not, I'm Back Again
Dancing On The Tables
And Swinging From The Chandeliers
I'm A Honky-tonk Superman
That's Who I Really Am
A Real Rebel, Dare-devil
Honky-tonkin' Superman

Hey, Look Up There On The Neon Sign
It's A Bird, It's A Plane, Lord, He's Lost His Mind

Oh, It's Just Honky-tonk Superman
Ready Or Not, I'm Back Again
Dancing On The Tables
And Swinging From The Chandeliers
Whoa, Yeah, I'm A Honky-tonk Superman
Yeah, That's Who I Really Am
A Real Rebel, Dare-devil, Honky-tonkin' Superman
Yeah, Sure Enough, Real Tough, Honky-tonk Superman