Last Week I Flew To San Diego To See My Auntie
On Day One, I Met Her Hot Step-daughter
She′s A Cheerleader, She's A Virgin, And She′s Really TanAs She Stepped Out Of Her Massive Car
I Could Only Notice She Was More Than Fuckable
I Think She Was Coming Back From The Game Or Something
'Cause She Was Holding Those Silly Pompoms
On Day Two, I Fucked Her, And It Was Wild
She's Such A Slut

I Fucked My American Cunt
I Loved My English Romance
I Fucked My American Cunt
I Loved My English Romance
It Was Dirty, A Dream Came True
Just Like I Like It, She′s Got Nice Tits
It Was Perfect, A Dream Came True
Just Like A Song By Blink-182

Okay, Listen Girls
I Met The Hottest Guy Ever
Basically, As I Was Stepping Out Of My S.U.V.
I Came Face To Face With My Step-cousin Or Whatever, Who Cares?
Anyway, He Was Wearing Skinny Jeans, Had Funky Hair
And The Cutest British Accent Ever
Straight Away I Could Tell He Was A Rocker
From His Sexy Attitude And The Way He Looked At Me
Mmm, He Is Totally Awesome
Oh My God, I Think I′m In Love!

I Fucked My American Cunt
I Loved My English Romance
I Fucked My American Cunt
I Loved My English Romance
It Was Dirty, A Dream Came True
Just Like I Like It, She's Got Nice Tits
It Was Perfect, A Dream Came True
Just Like A Song By Blink-182

I Fucked My American Cunt
I Loved My English Romance
I Fucked My American Cunt
I Loved My English Romance
It Was So Nice To Meet You
Pleasure Is Mine, I Do Like You
Come To Cancun For Spring Break
I′ll Think About It, It Could Be Great

And Don't Forget To Send Me A Friend Request
As If