Kevin Bloody Wilson (Australia)



(Chorus)

Ho Ho Fucking Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The Fuckin' Work

While He Stars In The Show,

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



I'm Rudolf & I Quit

Just Whos He Think He Is,

That Little Fat Cunt Said Back In The Sleigh,

Crackin' That Fuckin' Whip,

And Me Stuck Up The Front,

Of These Other Useless Cunts,

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



Ho Ho Fucking Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The Fuckin' Work

While He Stars In The Show

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



And What About Us Elves,

We've Had Enough As Well

Workin' In That Feezin' Factory

Cold As Fuckin' Hell,

Workin' Til We Drop

With Our Bollocks Freezin' Off,

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



Ho Ho Fucking Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The Fuckin' Work

While He Stars In The Show

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



I'm Santa Claus's Wife,

I Know What He's Really Like,

Sneakin' Into Them Little Kids Rooms

He's A Fuckin' Pediphile,

A Devious Old Drunk,

And I'm Married To The Cunt,

So Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



Ho Ho Fucking Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The Fuckin' Work

While He Stars In The Show

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho Fucking Ho



Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho - Ho - Fucking - Ho