Kevin Bloody Wilson (Australia)



(Chorus)

Ho Ho F**king Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The F**kin' Work

While He Stars In The Show,

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



I'm Rudolf & I Quit

Just Whos He Think He Is,

That Little Fat Cunt Said Back In The Sleigh,

Crackin' That F**kin' Whip,

And Me Stuck Up The Front,

Of These Other Useless Cunts,

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



Ho Ho F**king Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The F**kin' Work

While He Stars In The Show

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



And What About Us Elves,

We've Had Enough As Well

Workin' In That Feezin' Factory

Cold As F**kin' Hell,

Workin' Til We Drop

With Our Bollocks Freezin' Off,

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



Ho Ho F**king Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The F**kin' Work

While He Stars In The Show

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



I'm Santa Claus's Wife,

I Know What He's Really Like,

Sneakin' Into Them Little Kids Rooms

He's A F**kin' Pediphile,

A Devious Old Drunk,

And I'm Married To The Cunt,

So Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



Ho Ho F**king Ho

What A Croc Of Shit,

We All Work For Santa Claus

We've Had Enough, We Quit,

'Cause We Do All The F**kin' Work

While He Stars In The Show

Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho Ho F**king Ho



Stick Ya Christmas Up Ya Arse,

Ho - Ho - F**king - Ho