Captain, Promise Me That We Won't Fall From The Sky
'Cause They Keep Saying That There's Nothing Wrong
But I Can't See It In Their Eyes

I Feel Like A Pretzel Drinking $5 Champagne
Forget Your Airline, I'm Taking The Train

This Is Way Too High, High For Me
I Don't Like To Fly, This High In The Air

I'm Clinging To My Tiny Window Seat That I Can't Leave
Killing Time With Boring Magazines
That I've Never Cared To Read

And I Wish The Sky Would Suddenly Clear
'Cause I Can't Stand The Ring In My Ears

This Is Way Too High, High For Me
I Don't Like To Fly, This High In The Air

And I'm Insecure Once I Get Onboard
'Cause I Feel For Sure I Will Plunge To My Death
Please Don't Leave Me Here Where I Can't Walk On Solid Ground

Pleasant Lady What Are You Smiling For?
Don't Sell Me Headphones While I'm Throwing Up

High, High For Me
I Don't Like To Fly This High In The Air.