I Love You So Much I Need The Heimlich Maneuver

The Sun Goes Down On Another Day
A Day Where I Haven't Found Love
I Try To Eat, But All I Taste
Is The Flavor Of A Broken Heart
Then I Saw You Across The Room
I Gasp And My Breathing Stops
My Heart's In My Throat, Or Is It A Potato?

I Love You So Much, I Need The Hiemlich Maneuver
Your Love Sticks Like A Turkey Bone In My Throat
She's In My Thoughts And It'll Need A Jolt To Remove Her
My Love Is Consumating, While I'm Asphyxiating
Over Her

When I Wake Up, I'm On The Floor
Faint, Dizzy And Alone
My Stomach Hurts, I Think My Ribs Are Cracked
Not Sure If I'm In A Dream
I Turn My Head, And There You Are
I Call Out And My Breathing Stops
It's Her Again, Crushing My Esophagus

I Love You So Much, I Need The Hiemlich Maneuver
Your Love Sticks Like A Turkey Bone In My Throat
She's In My Thoughts And It'll Need A Jolt To Remove Her
Before My Expiration, I Need Resuscitation
Mouth To Mouth

She Throws Water On My Face, Slaps My Cheek
Helps Me Back On My Stool
She's A Waitress Here, But In The Night
She's A Student At Nursing School
She Comes Again With A Smile And The Bill
I Pick It Up And Choke Again
She's Charged Me For My Lunch And For The Medical Procedure

I Love You So Much, I Need The Hiemlich Maneuver
Your Love Sticks Like A Turkey Bone In My Throat
She's In My Thoughts And It'll Need A Jolt To Remove Her
For My Lasting Endurance, I'll Need Medical Insurance
For My Bill
For Me To Get Some Peace, I'll Need A Tracheotomy
And An Airbag