Carol: Just..south..of..Mi-ami
There's A Snake Named Sammy
Who Forms A Letter S Each Night On Stage

(Sammy The Snake Slithers Onto Centerstage)

Folks Just Adore Sammy
And What's More, Sammy
Makes A SSS SSS Sound That's Fast Becoming All The Rage

Sammy: Hissss Hisssss

This Serpent Still Thrills Me
And It Just Kills Me
To Hear Him Hiss S's Clear And True

Sammy: Hissss

So..turn On Your Charm, Sammy
Coil Yourself Around My Arm, Sammy
Sammy The Snake, I'll Stake A Claim On You

Sammy: Hello, It'ssss Me, Sssssammy
That'ssss The Name Mammy
Gave Me Many Yearsss Ago When I Was Hatched

(enter 4 Swaying S's With Top Hats Like Chorus Girls)

S-girls: Yes, He's An Old Troopa
And He Feels Supa
'Cause The Joys Of Making Noises Simply Can't Be Matched

Carol: You Make Me Glow, Sammy

Sammy: Oh?

Carol: 'Cause You're So Clammy

Sammy: Hissss

Carol: Yes, I'd Miss The Way You Hiss If We Should Part

Sammy: Yessss

Carol: So..please Say Yes, Sammy

Sammy: Yessss

Carol: Hit Me With Another S, Sammy

Sammy: Hissss

Carol: Sammy, Come Snake Your Way Into My Heart

Sammy: Oh Sssure

Carol: Please Say Yes, Sammy

Sammy: Yesss!

Carol: Hit Me With Another S, Sammy

Sammy: Esss!

Carol And S-girls: Sammy, I Swear My Love Is True!

Sammy: Oh?

Carol And S-girls: The Only Snake For Me Is You!

Sammy: Oh?

Carol And S-girls: Sammy, Come Snake Your Way Into My Heart!!!

Sammy: Oh Yessss! Oh Yesssss!!!