You're Such A Fucking Hebe

You're Always Freebasing Pennies

You Went To A Plastic Surgeon

And Got Your Nose Enlarged



[Chorus:]

You've Got A Tattoo Of A Penny- You're A Hebosaurus

Your Uncle's Murray Lender- You're A Hebosaurus

You Know All The Words To Yentil- You're A Hebosaurus

You're Breath Smells Like A Bagel- You're A Hebesaurus



You Have A Yamaka Welded On Your Head

You've Tried To Shoot Up Money

You Beat Off Inside Of Banks

I Want To Stuff You In An Oven



[Chorus:]

You've Got A Tattoo Of A Dradle- You're A Hebosaurus

You Idolize Gene Simmons- You're A Hebosaurus

You Think Scott Ian's Cool- You're A Hebosaurus

Your Breath Smells Like Matzoballs- You're A Fucking Hebosaurus