There Was A Boy

Who Liked To Wiggle His Tooth Loose So He Could Show It

And Then We'd Watch

While He Would Tie It To A Doorknob, Wind Up, And Then Slam It



And That Was How He Liked To Have His Teeth Pulled Out

He Told Us How He Liked To Feel It When It Came Out



But He Grew Tired

Of Using Doorknobs And So He Thought Up A Brand-new Trick

He Said He'd Tie

His Tooth To His Dog's Tail, Find A Stick, Wind Up, And Then Throw It



And That Was How He Liked To Have His Teeth Pulled Out

He Told Us How He Liked To Feel It When It Came Out



He Called His Dog

But Just As He Was Set To Go, His Dad Arrived There

He Yelled At Him

Then Got Some Pliers, Held Him, Wound Up, And Yanked It Out Right There



That Wasn't How He Liked To Have His Teeth Pulled Out

He Wouldn't Tell Us How It Felt When It Came Out