There Was A Boy



Who Liked To Wiggle His Tooth Loose So He Could Show It



Then We'd Watch



While He'd Tie It To A Doorknob, Wind Up, And Then Slam It




That Was How He Liked To Have His Teeth Pulled Out



He Told Us How He Liked To Feel It When It Came Out




He Grew Tired



Of His Doorknobs And So He Thought Up A Brand-new Trick



He Said He'd Tie



His Tooth To His Dog's Tail, Find A Stick, Wind Up, And Then Throw It




That Was How He Liked To Have His Teeth Pulled Out



He Told Us How He Liked To Feel It When It Came Out




He Called His Dog



But Just As He Was Set To Throw, His Dad Arrived There



He Yelled At Him



And Got Some Pliers, Held Him, Wound Up, And Yanked It Out Right There




That Wasn't How He Liked To Have His Teeth Pulled Out



He Wouldn't Tell Us How It Felt When It Came Out