It Wasn't Particularly Gracious Of Me To Leave

But I Found The Situation Unbearably Ostentatious With You And Her Flirtatious

Had It Been Any Other Night, I Might Have Stayed And Put Up A Fight

I Guess I Wasn't Impressed With Your Seduction

It Wasn't An Unlikely Conclusion For Me To Draw When I Saw

You And Her In Some Obvious Love Seclusion, Please Pardon My Intrusion

Had You Said Something Too Profound, I Might Have Hung In And Stood My Ground

I Guess I Just Wasn't Digging Our Illusion

If You Think I Didn't See, I Got News For You

If You Think You're Fooling Me, I Got News For You

It Wasn't An Irrational Notion That Made Me Take The Walk 'cause

I'm Not Inclined Towards Unwarranted Commotion, Unnecessary Motion

Had I Thought You Were Some Excuse, I Might Have Stayed And Turned On The Juice

I Guess I Just Felt A Lack Of Real Emotion

If You Think I Didn't See, I Got News For You

If You Think You're Fooling Me, I Got News For You