(Michael P. Heeney, Jackson Leap)



Well You Look Like The Kind Who's Got An Eye For A Bargain

A Kind Of Guy Who Likes To Shop Around

Well I Got Me This Old Heart

That I'm Putting On The Market

And I'll Make You A Deal You Can't Turn Down



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Have I Got A Deal For You

A Heart That's Almost Like Brand New

And I'll Let It Go So Cheap

You'll Think You Stole It 'fore You're Through

Have I Got A Deal For You



Well You Could Search The Whole World Over

And Never Find Another Like It

It's Got A Built In Lifetime Guarantee

It's A One Time Only Offer

And Darling Once You've Tried It

You're Gonna Fall In Love With It You'll See



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