Chuck Janke (Brooks Buford): Well, It's Been A Hell Of A Game Thus Far, Wink.
Wink Dinkerson (Danny Boone): Yeah, It Sure Has Chuck. You Know, Brooks Buford Was A Three-time White Chip All-American At Alberta Baptist Technical School For The Blind.
CJ: Hmmm. Wow!
WD: He's Like A Nine-dicked Weasel.
CJ: You Know, Also, Danny Boone, He Got Drafted Straight Outta Motherf**k U.
WD: Huh?
CJ: They Said He Majored In Kickin' Ass.
WD: Yeah! I Heard He Made The Fiend's List!
(Laughter)
CJ: Gosh Darn It, Wink, You Sure Do Crack Yourself Up, Don't ‘cha? Well, For The Halftime Show We Have A Group Called Rehab.
WD: Ahhh!
CJ: Apparently, They're Gonna Perform With The Dixie Demon Marching Band And The Cheerleaders And Some Guy Named “Killer” Something Or Another Or Something.
WD: Jumpin' Jehosephat! Where Does The School Find These Assholes?
CJ: Who Knows, Wink, Probably A Used Condom!
(Laughter)
WD: Well, Here They Go Kids! Let's Have A Listen!