I Don't Know Where We're Going
But I Know We've Gone Too Far And
I Hope It Isn't Showing
But I Think I Love You And
I Can't Believe You're Leaving
Just When I Let You In And
When You Had Me Believing
I Could Feel Again

I Could Give A Million Reasons
Why We Should Not Be Friends
Our Moods Change Like The Seasons
When My Mood Ends Your Mood Begins And
You're A Tease, You're A Cockblocker,
You're A Loudmouth Bitch, And A Big Talker,
But That's Okay
You'll Grow Up Someday

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You're The Pill I Never Wanted To Take—
An Anti-misanthrope
Mine Was The Heart I Never Thought You Would Break
My One Hope Was That I'd Survive You

I've Shown Up For You
In Ways That Boy Never Would
But I Know You'll Go Back To Him And
Maybe You Should, But
I Hope You Don't Go Backwards
Cuz I'm Going On Ahead And
One Day You'll Wish That You Had
Stuck With Me Instead

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As I Wander Through Union Square
I Remember When You Followed Me There
You Were The Stalker I Kinda Wanted To Have
Being Your Half-boyfriend Was Only Half Bad

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