I Can't Watch You Standing There
With Your Ugly Fucking Hair
Please Don't Please Don't Get Too Near
Get That Shit Away From Here

I Can't Stand Your Shortened Mop
Golden Locks You Chose To Crop
And To Think That You're So Smart
Your Longer Hair Was Truly Art

What's The Deal With This Cut
Now You've Got More Hair On Your Butt
This Is Getting Out Of Hand
Burn The Scissors, Take A Stand