(Ron Wood, Rod Stewart & Ronnie Lane)



Steady All Day!

Thought I Was Lookin' Good

So I Cycled 'cross The Neighbourhood

Was Invited By A Skinny Girl

Into Her High Class World



Left My Bicycle Under The Stairs

Laid My Coat Across The Kosher Chairs

Made My Way Across The Crowded Room

I Had Nothing To Lose



My Reception Wasn't Very Keen

So Turning On A Friendly Grin,

Stood On The Table With My Glass Of Gin

And Came Straight To The Point



I Was Glad To Come

I'll Be Sad To Go

So While I'm Here

I'll Have Me A Real Good Time



I Was Glad To Come

I'll Be Sad To Go

So While I'm Here

I'll Have Me A Real Good Time. Oh No



Dancin' Madly 'round The Room, Yeah

Singing Loudly And Sorta' Out Of Tune

Was Escorted By A Friendly Slag

'Round The ... Back



Wandered C-c-cross ...

Missed My Step And I Fell On The Floor.

Said One Word And Was Asked To Leave

Kinda' Wish I Was Dead.



I Was Glad To Come

And I'll Be So Sad To Leave,

But While I Was Here

I Had Me A Real Good Time, Oooh.



The Skinny Girl Made It Clear,

That She Only Came Here For The Beer - That's A Fact, Oh Yeah

The Vicar He Simply Reeked Of Gin - Good God



On My Way Home I Happened To Fall Off My Bicycle, Good Party

Ooh Hoo, Ha Ha, Yeah



I Was Glad To Come, But I Was Also Glad To Get Home, Yeah

Ooh Hoo

Hoo, Get In There

Ooh Hoo

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