A GUY IS A GUY- Words And Music By Oscar Brand- Adapted From The Naughty World War II Soldiers' Song "A Gob Is A Slob". Brand Cleaned Up The Lyrics. "A Gob Is A Slob" Was Based On The 1719 British Song "I Went To The Alehouse (A Knave Is A Knave)"- Lyrics As Recorded By Doris Day In 1951I Walked Down The Street Like A Good Girl ShouldHe Followed Me Down The Street Like I Knew He WouldBecause A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May BeSo Listen And I'll Tell You What This Fella Did To MeI Walked To My House Like A Good Girl ShouldHe Followed Me To My House Like I Knew He WouldBecause A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May BeSo Listen While I Tell You What This Fella Did To MeI Never Saw The Boy BeforeSo Nothin' Could Be SillierAt Closer Range His Face Was StrangeBut His Manner Was FamiliarSo I Walked Up The Stairs Like A Good Girl ShouldHe Followed Me Up The Stairs Like I Knew He WouldBecause A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May BeSo Listen And I'll Tell You What This Fella Did To MeI Stepped To My Door Like A Good Girl ShouldHe Stopped At My Door Like I Knew He WouldBecause A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May BeSo Listen While I Tell You What This Fella Did To MeHe Asked Me For A Good-night KissI Said, "It's Still Good Day"I Would Have Told Him More ExceptHis Lips Got In The WaySo I Talked To My Ma Like A Good Girl ShouldAnd Ma Talked To Pa Like I Knew She WouldAnd They All Agreed On A Married Life For MeThe Guy Is My Guy Wherever He May BeSo I Walked Down The Aisle Like A Good Girl ShouldHe Followed Me Down The Aisle Like I Knew He WouldBecause A Guy Is A Guy Wherever He May BeAnd Now You've Heard The Story Of What Someone Did To MeAnd That's What He Did To Me