Wish I Could Synthesize
A Picture Perfect Guy
Oh, I, Oh, I
Where All The Boys At With Emotional Stability?
Nice Car, A CEO, And Almost Just As Smart As Me
Where All The Boys At With Financial Security?
A Doctor, A Model, A Man Of Possibilities

They Say, "Expectations Are Too High
And You′ll Never Find A Guy Like That"
It's Driving You Mad, Honey
They Say, "That It′s Just A Waste Of Time
Get Your Head Out Of The Sky", But Why?
(Here We Go)

Oh, I, Wish I Could Synthesize
A Picture Perfect Guy, Oh, I, Oh, I
Six Feet Tall And Super Strong
We'd Always Get Along, Alright, Alright
Oh, He'd Pick Me Up At Eight, And Not A Minute Late
′Cause I Don′t Like To Wait, No
Kind And Ain't Afraid To Cry, Or Treat His Momma Right
That′s Right, That's What I Like

I Need A Man Who Don′t Get Jealous 'less I Want Him To
A Gentleman To Take Care Of Me In The Bedroom
Romantic Love But Keep It Rough
Am I Asking Too Much?

They Say, "Expectations Are Too High
And You′ll Never Find A Guy Like That"
It's Driving You Mad, Honey
They Say, "That It's Just A Waste Of Time
Get Your Head Out Of The Sky", But Why?

Oh, I, Wish I Could Synthesize
A Picture Perfect Guy, Oh, I, Oh, I
Six Feet Tall And Super Strong
We′d Always Get Along, Alright, Alright (alright, Oh, No, No)
Oh, He′d Pick Me Up At Eight, And Not A Minute Late (no)
'Cause I Don′t Like To Wait, No
Kind And Ain't Afraid To Cry, Or Treat His Momma Right
That′s Right, That's What I Like

I′ve Been Looking High And Low
For A Man Who's Just Right (ha-ha)
And Treats Me Mighty Fine
So Come On, Baby, Show Me What You Got

Oh, I, Wish I Could Synthesize
A Picture Perfect Guy, Oh, I, Oh, I (oh, No)
Six Feet Tall And Super Strong (hey)
We'd Always Get Along, Alright, Alright, Alright
Oh, He′d Pick Me Up At Eight (hey), And Not A Minute Late (oh, No)
′Cause I Don't Like To Wait, No
Kind And Ain′t Afraid To Cry (ain't Afraid To Cry), Or Treat His Momma Right
That′s Right, That's Right, That′s What, That's What I Like