I Was A Young Boy That Had Big Plans
Now I'm Just Another Shitty Old Man
I Don't Have Fun And I Hate Everything
The World Owes Me, So Fuck You

Glory Days Don't Mean Shit To Me
I Drank A Six Pack Of Apathy
Life's A Bitch And So Am I
The World Owes Me, So Fuck You

Wasted Youth And A Fistful Of Ideals
I Had A Young And Optimisitic Point Of View
Wasted Youth And A Fistful Of Ideals
I Had A Young And Optimisitic Point Of View

I've Decomposed, And My Gut's Getting Fat
Oh My God I'm Turning Out Like My Dad
I'm Always Rude, I've Got A Bad Attitude
The World Owes Me, So Fuck You

The Wife's A Nag And The Kid's Fucking Up
I Don't Have Sex 'cause I Can't Get It Up
I'm Just A Grouch Sitting On The Couch
The World Owes Me, So Fuck You