If Linda Blair Was My Lolita
Her Head Could Spin.
She Would Levitate, Vomit Green
Beat A Priest
What A Teen.
Dick Clark Would Grin.
And Foul Things'd Surt Without Discretion
From Her Tiny Mouth
She'd Say "spank Me Spank Me Spank Me DADDY."

Mommy's In Bandages And Smoking Too
She Doesn't Like It When I Tell Her Too


(chorus)
I Don't Know What's Come Over Me
I'm Not My Self Today.
I Don't Know What's Come Over Me
Linda's All The Rage
The Devil's Underage.

Get That Cross Right Out Of Their Girl
You Don't Know Where It's Been.
You're 13, Underage, Into Bondage,
It's Just A Phase
You're Too Young To Sin.
Speaking Tounges Backwards In Latin.
Let Me Hear You Say
"Spank Me Spank Me Spank Me DADDY."

Comin' Down Stairs Just To Piss On The Rug.
She's Gonna Get All This Gnarly Love.

(chorus)

The Power Of Christ Compels You
(repeated 4X)
..Christ Compels You.

[Squealin' Like A Pig!]