I've Been Goin' Out With A Girl
Her Name Is Julie
But Last Night She Said To Me
When We Were Watching Telly
(this Is What She Said)
She Said Listen John I Love You
But There's This Bloke I Fancey
I Don't Want To Two Time You
So It's The End For You And Me
Whos This Bloke I Asked Her
Goooooordan She Replied
Not THAT Puff I Said Dissmaid
Yes But Hes No Puff She Cried - Hes More A Man Than Youll Ever Be

Here We Go Two Three Four


I Was So Upset That I Cried All The Way To The Chip Shop
When I Came Out There Was Gordan Standing At The Bus Stop
And Guess Who Was With Him
Yeah Julie- And They Were Both Laughing At Me
Ah, She Is Cruel And Heartless
Two-pack Made For Gordan
Just Coz Hes Beta Looking Than Me
Just Coz Hes Cool And Trendy

But I Know Hes A Moran , Gordan Is A Moran
Gordan Is A Moran, Gordan Is