God Bless All Policemen And Fighters Of Crime

The Thieves Go To Jail For A Very Long Time

They Had A Hard Day Helping Clean Up The Town

They Hang From The Mantle These Both Upside Down

A Glass Of Warm Blood And Then Straight Up The Stairs...

Batman And Robin Are Saying The Hurse...



(Batman & Robin:)

God Bless Superman And Superwoman!

Aquaman And Aquawoman!

Ironman And Ironwoman!

Spiderman And Spiderwoman!

Plasticman And Plasticwoman!

Crazyman An-



(Robin:)

B-b-batman..



(Batman:)

Yes Robin?



(Robin:)

Was There Ever A Batwoman?



(Batman:)

There Was Once, Boy Wonder, A Long Time Back.



(Robin:)

Where Is She Now?



(Batman:)

I'm Afraid She's No Longer With Us...



(Robin:)

Oh...you Mean...?



(Batman:)

Yes, She Up There In The Great Balthory Up There In The Sky...



(Robin:)

Holy Sti-batwoman...what Happened?



(Batman:)

She Rather Foolishly Got In The Way Of The Batmobile.



(Robin:)

Suicide?



(Batman:)

Batricide...



(Robin:)

Gosh, Why Didn't I Think Of That?



They Locked All The Doors And They Put Out The Bat

*MEOW!*

They Put On The Bat-jarmers

*We Like Doing That!*

Filled The Bat-waterbottles, Made The Bat-beds

With 2 Springy Bat-rasses For Sleepy Bat-heads

They're Closing Their Eyes And They're Counting Black Sheep...

Batman And Robin Are Falling Asleep...



(door Opens)

(Robin:)

W-where Are You Going Batman?



(Batman:)

The Bedroom!



(Robin:)

Holyluya!

(door Closes)