Once Upon A Time In A Land Called Fuck



Lived A Duck Named Donald And His Mother Was A Cluck



Mickey Mouse Wore A Rag Pants In A Sag



Neighborhood Kingpin But His Brother Was A Fag



Donald Had Beef So Mickey Couldn't Sleep



They Was Hootin For A While And It Was Gettin Kinda Deep



Bugs Bunny Had The Props On The Eastside Spots



Known To Hit A Five From A Mile With A Shot



Goofy Was Mickey Mouse Righthand Man



One Day Smoked A Stick, And Came Up With A Brand



Called Pixie And Dixie, Two Killers From Chicago



A Game Of 5K, To Eliminate Donald



But What They Didn't Know, Is Donald Was A G



Had Big Time Respect, From The West To The East



Haps Up See, And Listen To The Funk



First Chapter In The Funky Cartoon From The Ghetto




Huey And Duey And Louie With A



Shot Down Mickey Mouse Made .. Minnie



Everybody Know Minnie Got Shot Down



And The Cop On The Case Was Huckleberry Hound



Huckleberry Had A Deputy, By The Name Of Dog



Eye-witness To The Crime Was Kermit The Frog



But Kermit Was Scared And He Wouldn't Testify



Pixie And Dixie Just Did A Driveby



On Donald Duck, But They Shot And They Missed



And Now Bugs Bunny Is Gettin Kind Of Pissed



Cause The Shot That They Missed Hit His Homeboy Elmer



Bugs Sellin Drugs On The Motherfuckin Corner



The Future's Lookin Shitty In Fuck City



So They Called In The Feds, Beetlejuice And Miss Piggy



Shit's On The Street, No That's How It Goes



Scene Two In The Funky Cartoon From The Ghetto




Now The War Is On And Mickey Mouse Is Dead



Quick Draw McGraw Took Two To The Head



Huey And Duey And Louie Got Caught



And Now They In The County, Ready To Sell Out



Pixie And Dixie's On The Run From The Mob



Cause They Tri