I Live In An Apartment On The Ninety-ninth Floor

Of My Block

And I Sit At Home Looking Out The Window

Imagining The World Has Stopped

Then In Flies A Guy Who's All Dressed Up

Like A Union Jack

And Says, I've Won Five Pounds If I Have His

Kind Of Detergent Pack



I Says, Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud

Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud

Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud

Don't Hang Around 'cause Two's A Crowd

On My Cloud, Baby



The Telephone Is Ringing

I Say, "Hi, It's Me. Who Is There On The Line ?"

A Voice Says, "Hi, Hello, How Are You ?"

Well, I Guess I'm Doin' Fine

He Says, "It's Three A.m., There's Too Much Noise

Don't You People Ever Wanna Go To Bed ?

Just 'cause You Feel So Good, Do You Have

To Drive Me Out Of My Head ?"



I Says, Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud

Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud

Hey! You! Get Off Of My Cloud

Don't Hang Around 'cause Two's A Crowd

On My Cloud, Baby



I Was Sick And Tired, Fed Up With This

And Decided To Take A Drive Downtown

It Was So Very Queit And Peaceful

There Was Nobody, Not A Soul Around

I Laid Myself Out, I Was So Tired

And I Started To Dream

In The Morning The Parking Tickets Were Just

Like A Flag Stuck On My Window Screen

I Says,