Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go, But They Won't Let Me Go
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home
Oh, The Soldiers In The Army, We Know They're Mighty Fine
And The Navy, Air Force And Marines Keep Us All In Line
But I Don't Want No More Of This Military Life
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go, But They Won't Let Me Go
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home
Oh, The Viddles In The Mess Hall, They Say They're Mighty Fine
But That She-Ite On A Shingle, Why, I Think I'll Give You Mine
Oh, I Don't Want No More Of This Military Life
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go, But They Won't Let Me Go
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home

Oh, I Wanna Go Back Home, Back Where Civilians Roam
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home

Well, Now, I Tried To Join The Army, They Said My Feet Were Flat
And Since I Can Not See Them, I'll Take Their Word For That
Oh Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home

Oh, I Wanna Go Back Home, Back Where Civilians Roam
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home

Oh, The Mother Of All Battles Is What Sadam Had Planned
Well, He Shoulda Sent His Mother 'cause His Troops All Turned And Ran
Oh, I Don't Want No More Of This Military Life
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go, But They Won't Let Me Go
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home

Oh, I Wanna Go Back Home, Back Where Civilians Roam
Where My Rules Are All My Own
Gee, Ma, I Wanna Go Home