Look At All The People Looking At She,
She's Floating Round The Room Like She's Living On The Tv,
We All End Up Watching Her And Then She Thinks We're Fans,
But She Isn't Even Famous She Just Acts Like We Should Kiss Her Ass.

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She's So Full Of Herself,
I'd Like To Thank Her For The Show,
And She'll Thank The Academy,
For Recognizing What She Already Knows,
Who Can Satisfy,
It's So Hard To Be Society's Dream,
You Might Hate The Type,
But She Amuses Me.

Tell Her You Can Have Her And She Might Owe You A Kiss,
She's Another Case Of Leading Lady-itis,
Really Talking To Her Is Like Talking To A Wall,
Cause She Has So Many Day Jobs That There's Nothing Really There At All

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Standing (standing)
Waiting (waiting)
Laughing (laughing)
Fading (fading)
Lady (lady)

She Waited Too Long,
But I Had To Run Home,
And Hang Up The Phone,
Cause Time Is Too Expensive Dear.

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