F**k Yourself With A Rubber Hose

Stick It In Your Mouth And Down Your Throat

Up Your Nose And In Your Heinie Hole

I Don't Care Where It Goes

And It Don't Matter If You're Straight Or Gay

You Should F**k Yourself Anyway

Now, You Don't Have To Listen To A Word I Say

But I Know You, You'll Be Humpin' Away

F**k Yourself With Your Neighbor's Nose

If You Can't Use That, Use A 10-foot Pole

Stick It Up Your Ass And Go For A Stroll

Everyone Will Know You've Been To This Show

If You Can't Take, Eat My Stool

Masturbate With Some Crazy Glue

I Don't Care What You Do

Fock Yourself With A Garden Tool

F**k Yourself With Politics

Ahh They're Full Of F**kin' F**kin' Shit

I Mean You Know We've Been Lied To Ever Since We Were Born

It's Amazing That We've Been Getting F**ked That Long

F**k Yourself With The World Wide Web

Man You Could Ride That Sucker Right From Your Bed

You May Even Meet A Tom, Dick, Jane Or Billy

Then Grab Onto Your Modem And F**k Yourself Silly

F**k Yourself With Your Heart And Soul

Give It Everything You Got, Hey I'm Talkin' To You

If You Can't Even F**k Yourself,

How Ya Gonna F**k Somebody Else?

F**k Yourself With My Microphone

I'll Give It To You Later When We're All Alone

We Can Turn It Up Loud

And See If You Come, But

Don't Get Your Jizz On My Microphone

F**k Yourself With Organized Religion

Now That Is Some Seriously Sinnin' Business

If The Lord Sees Their Pathetic Crimes

He'll Be F**kin' Them 'til The End Of Time

And Can Someone Explain To Me This Racist Crap

I Know It Isn't White, But It Isn't Black

And To All You People Who Only See Things Your Way

Well, You Can Suck My Dick And Take All Day

F**k Your Nose With A Pound Of Blow

Watch Your Money Get Up And Go

But When You Burnt Your Brain And You Say

I Don't Know!

I Hate To Tell You But I Told You So

F**k Yourself With This Grunge Rock Noise