Ohhh... Yeah... Uhhh... Yeah



I Was On The Farm One Day And I Saw A Turkey

A Turkey Next To A Cow

And I Saw A Cat He Said Meow



I Saw A Dog And He Goes Woof

Then I Saw A Chicken

Again, The Chicken Said Woof Also



And Then I Saw A F**kbeetle, A F**kbeetle, I Saw A F**kbeetle

And He Was With Another F**kbeetle

And The Two F**kbeetles Were F**kin'

Yeah, They Were F**kin'



And Then I Saw A Giraffe... Giraffe... Giraffe Giraffe Giraffe Giraffe

And Another Giraffe

And They Were F**kin'



Then I Saw The Farmer And He Was Sittin' On The Porch

And Then He Looked Up At Me And He Said

Hey, What's This In My Pants?

I Was Like Hey Man, I Don't Know

It Looks Like A Vagina

He's Like, A Vagina? I Thought I Had A Penis?

No, You Have A Vagina And A Penis!



Ah, F**k It, Start Over

Start The F**k Over

F**kbeetles, What The F**k Is A F**kbeetle?