Friendship Is Rare,
Do You Know What I'm Sayin' To You?
Friendship Is Rare.
My Derriere,
When You Find Out Much Later
That They Don't Really Care.
It's Rare To Me, Can't You See?
It's Rare To Me, Can't You See?

Oh Shit There's The Fair,
Could You Hand Me That Shotgun Buddy,
Also That Chair?
We're Fighting A Bear
Now Your Life's In Grave Danger
And You Don't Even Care.
It's Rare To Me, Can't You See?
It's Rare To Me, Can't You See?
It's Rare To Me,
Say A Prayer For Me,
'Cause It's Rare To Be
In Tenacious D.

Friends Will Be Friends
They're Running Naked In The Sand,
Friends Holding Hands
Will Someday Surely Form A Band,
Friends Will Be Friends
They Say That Friends Are Friends
To The Bitter End.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Friends Will Be Friends
They're Running Naked In The Sand,
Friends Holding Hands
Will Someday Surely Form A Band,
Friends Will Be Friends
They Say That Friends Are Friends
To The Bitter End.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long As There's A Record Deal We'll Always Be Friends, Yeah