He Was A Good Lookin' Guy.
Stood About Six Foot Three,
Long Brown Hair
As Nice As He Could Be.
Everybody Liked Him
But He Didn't Have A Clue,
He Looked Silly As Hell
In Those Funny French Shoes.

You Know The Type
Without Any Heels,
Leather Soles,
Kind Of A Slip On Deal.
He Was Cavalier
Whether He'd Win Or Lose
But He Looked Silly As Hell
In Those Funny French Shoes.

I Know It's Not Right
To Judge A Man By His Clothes,
By The Way That He Looks
Or The People He May Know.
I'm Embarrassed To Say
If I Had To Choose
I Could Never Really Trust
Any Man Wearing Those Funny French Shoes.

Funny French Shoes,
Funny French Shoes,
No Man Should Be Wearin'
Those Funny French Shoes.
They Look Good On A Woman's Foot.
I Must Say That They Do
But No Guy Should Be Wearin'
Those Funny French Shoes.

Get Some Socks On, Man!