I Met A Boy Called Frank Mills


On September Twelfth Right Here


In Front Of The Waverly


But Unfortunately


I Lost His Address





He Was Last Seen With His Friend,


A Drummer, He Resembles George Harrison Of The Beatles


But He Wears His Hair


Tied In A Small Bow At The Back





I Love Him But It Embarrasses Me


To Walk Down The Street With Him


He Lives In Brooklyn Somewhere


And Wears This White Crash Helmet





He Has Gold Chains On His Leather Jacket


And On The Back Is Written The Names


Mary


And Mom


And Hell's Angels





I Would Gratefully


Appreciate It If You See Him Tell Him


I'm In The Park With My Girlfriend


And Please





Tell Him Angela And I


Don't Want The Two Dollars Back


Just Him!