Look I'm Standing Naked Before You
Don't You Want More Than My Sex
I Can Scream As Loud As Your Last One
But I Can't Claim Innocence

Oh God, Could It Be The Weather
Oh God, Why Am I Here
If Love Isn't Forever
And It's Not The Weather
Hand Me My Leather

I Could Just Pretend That You Love Me
The Night Would Lose All Sense Of Fear
But Why Do I Need You To Love Me
When You Can't Hold What I Hold Dear

Oh God, Could It Be The Weather
Oh God, Why Am I Here
If Love Isn't Forever
And It's Not The Weather
Hand Me My Leather

I Almost Ran Over An Angel
He Had A Nice Big Fat Cigar
"In A Sense," He Said, "you're All Alone Here
So If You Jump, You Best Jump Far"

Oh God, Could It Be The Weather
Oh God, Why Am I Here
If Love Isn't Forever
And It's Not The Weather
Oh God, Could It Be The Weather
Oh God, Why Am I Here
If Love Isn't Forever
And It's Not The Weather
Hand Me My Leather