Well, She Was Standing By My Dressing Room After The Show

Asking For My Autograph And Asked If She Could Go

Back To My Motel Room. But The Rest Is Just A Tragic Tale

Because Five Short Minutes Of Lovin'

Done Brought Me Twenty Long Years In Jail



Well, Like A Fool In A Hurry I Took Her To My Room

She Casted Me In Plaster While I Sang Her A Tune

Then I Said, "Ooh, Ooee!" Sure Was A Tragic Tale

Because Five Short Minutes Of Lovin'

Done Brought Me Twenty Long Years In Jail



Well, Then A Judge And A Jury Sat Me In A Room

They Say That Robbin' The Cradle Is Worse Than Robbin' The Tomb

Then I Said "Ooh, Ooee!" Sure Was A Tragic Tale

(Wasn't Worth It, Wasn't Worth It!)

Because Five Short Minutes Of Lovin'

Done Brought Me Twenty Long Years In Jail



And When I Get Out Of This Prison Gonna Be Forty-five

I'll Know I Used To Like To Do It But I Won't Remember Why

(Wasn't Worth It, Wasn't Worth It!)

I'll Say "Ooh, Ooee! Sure Was A Tragic Tale

Because Five Short Minutes Of Lovin'

Done Brought Me Twenty Long Years In Jail



Because Five Short Minutes Of Lovin'

Done Brought Me Twenty Long Years In Jail