Upon Intial Contact With Ice T's Music

I Had Envisioned Him To Be An Ill

Mannered And Psychologically

Unstable Man With An Extremely

Uneducated And Barbaric

Frame Of Mind Whose Raps Displayed

Nothing But Ridiculous Jaargon

Shocking Sexual Audacity And

Repulsive Images Of The Ghetto.

However After Further Analysis Of

His Music I Can Deduce

That He Is The Epitome Of

Antidisestblishmentarianism Who

Embodies The Entire Spectrum Of The

Urban Experience And Struggle.

But To Make Things More Plain And

Simple To The Lymn, I Find Ice-T To Be

The Dopest, Flyist, O.G. Pimp Hustler

Gangster Plyer Hardcore

Motherfucker Living Today.



To Be Honest I'm Totally And

Irrevocably On His Dick