A Fine Romance With No Kisses

A Fine Romance, My Friend, This Is

We Should Be Like A Couple Of Hot Tomatoes (to-mah-toes, Dear)

But You're As Cold As Yesterday's Mashed Po-tah-toes (potatoes)



A Fine Romance, You Won't Nestle

A Fine Romance, You Won't Even Wrestle

You've Never Mussed The Crease In My Blue Serge Pants

You Never Take A Chance, This Is A Fine Romance



A Fine Romance, My Good Fellow

You Take Romance, I'll Take Jello

You're Calmer Than The Seals In The Arctic Ocean

At Least They Flap Their Fins To Express Emotion



A Fine Romance, My Dear Duchess

Two Old Fogies, We Really Need Crutches

You're Just As Hard To Land As The Ile De France! (Fronce)

I Haven't Got A Chonce (chance), This Is A Fine Romance



A Fine Romance, My Good Woman

My Strong, Aged-in-the-wood Woman

You Never Give Those Orchids I Send A Glance

They're Just Like Cactus Plants, (oh Boy)

This Is A Fine Romance!