We Got A Bucket Of Corona,
Enough Stories To Last All Night,
About The Trials And Tribulations,
Of Findin' Mr. Right:
Of Findin' A Good Man.

Here's To The Liars And The Cheaters And The Cold Mistreaters;
To The Momma's Boys Who Can't Make A Stand.
Here's To The Superficial Players;
The "I Love Ya" Too-soon-sayers;
If You Hear Me Girls, Raise Your Hand:
Let's Have A Toast:
Here's To Findin' A Good Man.

Blind Dates An' Horror Stories;
Pushy Gals And Fast Movers.
Let's Dedicate This Girl's Night Out,
To Big-talkers; Bad Losers,
It's So Hard Findin' A Good Man.

Here's To The Liars And The Cheaters And The Cold Mistreaters;
To The Momma's Boys Who Can't Make A Stand.
Here's To The Superficial Players;
The "I Love Ya" Too-soon-sayers;
If You Hear Me Girls, Raise Your Hand:
Let's Have A Toast:
Here's To Findin' A Good Man.

Julie, I Know You Want Perfection;
Angie, You Want A Listener.
Lisa, Your List Is Gettin' Long,
And Girls, You Know Me:I Just Want A Good Kisser.

Here's To The Liars And The Cheaters And The Cold Mistreaters;
To The Momma's Boys Who Can't Make A Stand.
Here's To The Superficial Players;
The "I Love Ya" Too-soon-sayers;
If You Hear Me Girls, Raise Your Hand:
Let's Have A Toast;
Let's Have A Toast:
Here's To Findin' A Good Man.

Here's To Findin' A Good Man.
Here's To Findin' A Good Man.