Oh I Am A Cheat And I'm A Liar Oh But You're A Lovin' Ball Of Fire
I'll Leave You Like A Bum Without A Penny
And While I'm Home With The Blues I'll Be Hopin' Like A Cangaroo
When I Get Off Of That Fast Boat To Sydney

I Said Listen To Me Babe I Gave Up The Lovin' Trade
I'm Tired Of All This Runnin' Jumpin' Playin'
But You're Like It Down Under The World With The Australian Girls
And There's Not A Word Of Truth In What You're Sayin'

Oh I Am A Cheat And I'm A Liar...
[ Guitar ]
This Is My Greatest Act I've Come Boom A Rangin' Back
Grinnin' Like A Rudolf Valentino
But Then You Grab Your Travel Load Like A Swingin' Grimmin' Dog
And Hopped On That Fast Boat To Sydney

Cause I'm A Cheat And I'm A Liar...