I Took You To A Five Star Dinner
I Bought You The Most Expensive Wine
I Even Paid Off The Maitre'd
To Usher Us Up To The Front Of The Line

You Told Me You Needed A Stronger, Slimmer Man
So I Went And Joined The Neighborhood Gym
Though The Weights Put My Spine Out Of Commission
Even You Cant Deny That I Am Looking Real Slim

You Say Youre Taking Your Time
Maybe You Dont Even Care
Sometimes I Wish I Was Much More Easy To Scare
Why? God Even Knows How I Try
I Cant Fascinate You
Something That Ive Realized
Nothing Will Ever Do For You
But I Will Solve This Mystery
Youve Gotta Give Me The First Clue

You Said You Always Wanted A Humble Man
So I Sold My Car And Bought A Beat Up Van
I Guess That Wasnt Quite Enough For You
So Now I Only Speak Up When I Dont Know How To Follow Your Plan

When You Treat Me Unkind
I Wanna Leave You Far Behind
Then I Think Of All The Things That Make You So Fine
And Im Back In The Role Again
Chorus

I Wont Stop Til I Find The Key
The Key To You

I Took The Challenge I Must Confess
I Never Met Someone So Hard To Impress
But All You Need Is Someone To Love You
Who Needs The Rest?