I Don't Drink Tea Or White Chablis

I Sit Around And Watch Tv

Don't Send Flowers Or Take Showers

But I'll Be There To Pull Your Weeds



Oh Yeah



I Don't Read Books, I Don't French Cook

Or Stroll Around In Galleries

I Hate Opera, I Hate Oprah

Don't Fill My Head With Poetry



You Just Want To Squeeze My Masculinity

Why Can't You Leave It Alone



Hey, Hey I Ain't Gonna Change

Hey, Hey Don't You Love It This Way

Hey, Hey I Am What I Am

So Please Understand, I'm Not You Fantasy Man



I Don't Do Dishes And I'm Suspicious

Of Any Grown-up Man Who Does

I'm Homophobic, Don't Do Aerobics

Just Lay Around And Catch A Buzz



You Just Want To Squeeze My Masculinity

Why Can't You Leave It Alone



Hey, Hey I Ain't Gonna Change

Hey, Hey Don't You Love It This Way

Hey, Hey I Am What I Am

So Please Understand

I'm Not You Fantasy Man

Hey, Hey I Ain't Gonna Change

Hey, Hey Don't You Love Me This Way

Hey, Hey I Am What I Am

So Please Understand

I'm Not Your Fantasy Man

Hey

Hey Hey

Hey

Hey Hey



You Just Want To Squeeze My Masculinity

Why Can't You Leave It Alone



Hey, Hey I Ain't Gonna Change

Hey, Hey Don't You Love Me This Way

Hey, Hey I Am What I Am

So Please Understand

I'm Not You Fantasy Man



Hey, Hey I Ain't Gonna Change

Hey, Hey Don't You Love Me This Way

Hey, Hey I Am What I Am

So Please Understand

I'm Not You Fantasy Man